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Old Scratch Nickels and the Bloated Chicken Challenge
This story is NOT for children under 13. Please be advised.
Did it win? Well, it’s a liars contest, so no matter what I say you probably shouldn’t believe me.
Official release date for non-patrons on iTunes, etc: 2/1/2018